Snails
We heard rumors about some human food called escargot, so we put our own spin on the classic human dish! Raw snails, shell, slime, and all, are served on a bed of crisp leafy greens.
Icebergur
Our newest menu item is another twist on a classic human food, our Icebergurs are burgers entirely made of ice! (Our old camera broke and we can't afford a new one, so pretend there's a burger carved into the ice.)
Pickled Fish
Supposedly if you leave food in salty water for a while it becomes fancy, but we've been doing that this whole time. These are whatever fish our employees bring back, after they've sat for a few weeks in the ocean.
Raw Squid
A penguin delicacy, brought to the masses. This is fresh squid straight from the freezer, garnished with a variety of green plants from outside.
Salt Water
With our premium salt water, straight from the ocean, you can truly get the authentic penguin experience.
Ice Water
If our restaurant wasn't cold enough for you, try our ice water, which has tiny icebergs in it! (Don't worry, ice water is still salty.)
Human Buffet
For your human event, we'll bring something truly unique. We take everything we can find in the fridge and make one giant casserole (humans love casseroles). It can (probably) feed up to 400 people!
Penguin Buffet
We'll bring something truly average to your penguin event. What it will be, no one knows! It's a fun surprise for everyone!