Pick your favorite of our three scenic locations!
Antarctica,
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This was our very first location. We weren't getting a whole lot of humans visiting so we had to expand. The Human Food portion of the menu is limited at this location, but everything is definitely very frozen!
Wimbledon Heights,
Phillip Island, Victoria, Australia
We're not sure why anyone would ever want to visit this island in the middle of nowhere (other than our restaurant), but Wimbledon Heights sounded like a pretty whimsical name so we built a restaurant there.
Dog Penguin Island,
Southland Region, New Zealand
What does dog even mean? We didn't know either, so we took the liberty of renaming this island and claiming it as our own. Here, you can get an authentic taste of the penguin experience, like eating rocks!
Disclaimer: We don't have a photo of our restaraunt yet, so enjoy this photo of an Olive Garden instead!