Job Openings
Food Critic (pictured top left) - Antarctica Location
Must be an imposing penguin who isn't afraid to throw food at other penguins if it doesn't meet their standards.
Social Media Penguin - Antarctica Location
Must be a tech-savvy penguin who knows how to navigate touchscreens. They should also be familiar with human and penguin slang.
Human Spy (pictured top center) - Wimbledon Heights Location
Must be a sneaky penguin who can disguise themself as a human to discover the secrets of their strange cuisine.
Server - Wimbledon Heights Location
Must be a sophisticated penguin, ideally competent in English. They need to be able to balance heavy dishes on a single flipper.
Cook - Penguin Island Location
Must be a penguin comfortable with high temperatures and long hours. On the bright side, you get to cook whatever you want (just actually make what they order occasionally so we don't get sued).
Ingredient Forager (pictured top right) - Penguin Island Location
Some of the stuff humans eat is hard to come by, especially on penguin island, so for this job you must be an agile penguin who is comfortable traveling long distances.