Listen up. Salmon Run is the place where anyone can step up, no need for fancy skills. Grizzco's got your back with all the gear and weapons you'll ever need. Don't fret - it's not risky as long as you don't mess up big time.
The deal is simple - we're out there to snag those Golden Eggs from the pesky Salmonids. Why, you ask? It's all about power, my friend. With those Octarians constantly trying to swipe the Zapfish, Golden Eggs might just be the key to the future's power source. So, gear up, get in there, and snatch those eggs for a brighter ink-filled tomorrow.